Chuck Norris Facts

I hate those fucking Chuck Norris facts. I mean why aren't there any Steven Seagal facts out there. I would kick his ass in any film if I met him. Everyone says that he is so tough but I starred in Attack Force where I had to fight off 100 men with nothing but my bear hands. Anyone who laughs at Chuck Norris facts is a pussy. A dick sucking, carpet licking, dripping pussy.